I’m an engineer… a genetic engineer…

Yes, that’s right — from the geniuses that brought you that brilliant melding of machine and mammal, Rhinocopter, comes yet another exciting new mount that pushes the boundaries of science and ethics! We proudly present… Gryphosaurus Rex! For several low monthly payments, this two-headed grafted wonder can be yours today. It’s a mount! It’s a pet! It’s your own mobile security unit that runs off of the spare bits of moldy Chilled Meat that have been sitting in your bag for the past couple of weeks. Not recommended for use around pets, small children, and gnomes.  

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2 SXY 4 UR PUG

So the other day, I was getting ready to attend the AOE party that is Culling of Stratholme for the 20th time. Group is composed of the normal suspects. We’re a fun-loving bunch, but nobody’s off-the-wall crazy or anything, right? And while we’re all well-geared, capable players, the guild so far has not attempted anything like, say, Naked Karazhan. Though I’m not saying that we won’t. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that nothing prepared me for what I saw when I stepped through that summoning portal. Which is this: Names have been erased to protect the… exposed. 😉 …

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Everybody likes a good story.

Gather around, my dears, and I will tell you a story. It’s a good story! A story about the triumph of good over evil, justice over greed, or (at least), one individual over a particularly pesky n00b. Yeah, I knew that’d grab ya. Settle in, then! *strums her lyre* Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a hunter. This was not any hunter, though. This was a hunter that thought himself the very best hunter in all of the world (…of Warcraft) and was very upset that others did not realize this obvious fact. It was …

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LOST.

Short, sweet and relatively unspoilery. Just your basic Wednesday night snark with the roomie and I… *Locke picks up Charlie’s L* mattierobertson: He’s using his amazing hobbity trail-leaving skillz! Except, y’know, wrong hobbit. giddyupnow: It’s probably on his resume. “Good at being kidnapped.” He’s conveniently travel-sized!

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It’s all sticky.

My Milton professor is slightly on the wacky side. I’ll explain why she’s called crazy dog lady one of these days, but yesterday’s class was particularly surreal. “This was a treatise about religious tolerance, but only to a certain extent. It was like saying that we all have a piece of the Truth to contribute, right, but if you let everybody come along to the party, how do we know that somebody isn’t bringing a piece of Something Really Wrong as well? Like, well… something really bad. Like… hmm… no, not that… or that… help me, people, what’s really evil?” …

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…in a sparkly handbasket, oh yes.

Overheard at work earlier this week: H: *watching a promotional video* Okay, so all the characters are in Santa hats, right? How come Goofy has a beard and Mickey doesn’t? Me: *without missing a beat* Because he has Minnie. H: … Of course, the ten minutes I then had to spend explaining what I meant kinda took away any punch that delivery might have had. Sigh. I am clearly underappreciated. Or, y’know, kinda sick. 🙂

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