Gads, I do crap like this far too often. You know how when you’re holding a bottle of perfume and about to spray it, at least for the purposes of scenting a room, you should make sure that it’s facing away from you? Right. That. Especially when it’s about two inches from you? The object being not to hose your face? Wow, I don’t think I’ll be able to smell or taste anything else for the rest of the day. And let me just say now that I have never been gladder that I wear glasses.