The internet is a great place for making friends. And sometimes more than friends. Even the really nice ones you don’t have to pay for! Don’t know how? That’s okay, because you can Google a guide for that, too!
Need more help? Two undead guys even wrote a really awesome guide, divided into three levels of increasing difficulty. Ignore the stupider comments — no thread can be all win, I suppose.
And although the above can also be just as easily reversed for the ladies, I’ll also trot out an old classic:
A Girl’s Guide to Geek Guys
There you are, get crackin’! *raises eyebrow in general direction of a low-level pally friend*