I had to post this the day after April Fools’ because although I did get a good giggle from this packaging, it is a real product. These came from the local toy shop, which carries some truly dated stuff (I’ve been told they still have some Space Jam games lying around). While the corner cushions inside were actually quite nice, the poor child in the photo is something else altogether. To think, there was a time when that look sold products. Be a responsible parent – pad sharp table corners and do not let them to get a mullet haircut. It’s hard to tell which hazard this poor kid seems more distressed by.