Ways to traumatize your infant.

How many of you guys remember that episode of X-Files with the icky fluke guy who had a leech-like mouth and lived in the sewers?

Yeah.

So I’m browsing through a site with baby paraphernalia, as I am wont to do these days, and I see this:

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Seriously, please tell me I’m not the only one that sees the resemblance. Maybe it’s just a particularly bad angle, but this thing terrified me when I scrolled by it. Are there people out there who really give this to their child so that baby can look like he’s French kissing a menacing pink bunny-leech? *shudders*

For what it’s worth, most of the other animals don’t look nearly as scary. Still, I think I’m gonna have to take a pass on these…

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